The following is a partial list of things I've attempted to eat:
- coffee grounds
- dried leaves
- curious looking cricket
- whole black pepper corns (who leaves that on the floor? I mean really!)
- a sticker on a placemat
- Deeroff brand deer repellent [rotten eggs and hot red pepper are its main ingredients]
- mud puddle with a motor oil slick
- the plastic eyeball on my stuffed animal frog
- dryer lint
Don't worry, my LADY stopped me from eating these things. Exploring the world though my mouth can be untastey sometimes. It's dangerous other times, too.